2015 By the Numbers, #1 – God of War III

God of War III

Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Red Orbs

⇒     101,940



Ceramic pots smashed


Max Combo




Brutal Kills






Approximate percentage of the story I understood, even after listening to the GoWII novelization


In-depth ‘Making Of’ videos unlocked upon completion, creating an epically long special feature


Weapons leveled to max

⇒     6

Godly Possessions found


Gods that didn’t deserve it imo (Hermes and Hephaestus)


Explicit sex scene, which now means I can’t let my son or younger brothers play this for a really long time



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