2015 By the Numbers, #4 – Sleeping Dogs

Sleeping Dogs

Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Pulled out into a lane of oncoming traffic due to Westernized muscle memory

     At least 25% of the time

Where x = hand-to-hand martial arts combat and y = gunplay

     x > y

Gamerscore

     875 of 1225

Lockboxes opened

     100%

Health shrines

     50

Vendor discount

     40%

Vehicles owned

     28

Spy cameras hacked

     26

Jade statues

     11

Admittedly epic final showdown

     1

Actual dogs found in the game, sleeping or otherwise

     0

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