2015 By the Numbers, #6 – Bulletstorm


Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Satisfying cans of Whoop Ass™ opened on mutants and monsters alike



     320 out of 1,250

Skillshots completed


Time elapsed before I ran out of sympathy for squadmate Ishi, due to his dick personality

     34 seconds

Secret Skillshots discovered


Weapons unlocked


The number of awesome cliffhangers and Oh Shit! moments in each chapter

     Usually more than 1

#⊗*%! game-breaking bug during the dash across the tarmac for the final level’s transport ship



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