2015 By the Numbers, #6 – Bulletstorm

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Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Satisfying cans of Whoop Ass™ opened on mutants and monsters alike

     1,500

Gamerscore

     320 out of 1,250

Skillshots completed

     55

Time elapsed before I ran out of sympathy for squadmate Ishi, due to his dick personality

     34 seconds

Secret Skillshots discovered

     15

Weapons unlocked

     7

The number of awesome cliffhangers and Oh Shit! moments in each chapter

     Usually more than 1

#⊗*%! game-breaking bug during the dash across the tarmac for the final level’s transport ship

     1

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