2015 By the Numbers, #7 – Supreme League of Patriots

Supreme League of Patriots

Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Steam achievements, across all three episodes

     68 out of 78

The number of stars gracing Kyle’s flag-themed boxers…presumably

     50

Game locations endlessly recycled from one episode to the next

     Half

Ratio of actual gameplay to time spent listening to characters read text read aloud to you

     20 : 80

Approximate average number of characters per episode, apart from the dynamic duo. Incidentally, also the approximate number of funny jokes per episode.

     2.3333

Likeable (but largely unfunny) douchebags in charge of saving the world

     2

Stereotypes: black stereotypes, gay stereotypes, women, foreigners, overweight people, Latinos. Whatever your stereotype needs, this game’s got you covered.

     All of them

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Check out my formal review of Supreme League of Patriots here at AdventureGamers!

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