2015 By the Numbers, #8 – Splatterhouse

Splatterhouse

Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Frequent side-scrolling homages to the arcade originals that were utterly broken!

     All of them!

Points

     151,538

Gamerscore

     535 out of 1,000

Story mode progression (Coward & Savage finished)

     66%

My actual interest in the bland storyline

     52.3%

Total progression

     49%

Moves unlocked

     33

Naughty, naughty photos pieced back together!

     10 (out of 17)

Journal chapters completed

     9

Classic arcade games unlocked

     3

Classic arcade games beaten

     0

Actual gallons (liters?) of blood spilled. This game is called Splatterhouse! Why wouldn’t you include this as a stat?

     ??

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