2015 By the Numbers, #8 – Splatterhouse


Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Frequent side-scrolling homages to the arcade originals that were utterly broken!

     All of them!




     535 out of 1,000

Story mode progression (Coward & Savage finished)


My actual interest in the bland storyline


Total progression


Moves unlocked


Naughty, naughty photos pieced back together!

     10 (out of 17)

Journal chapters completed


Classic arcade games unlocked


Classic arcade games beaten


Actual gallons (liters?) of blood spilled. This game is called Splatterhouse! Why wouldn’t you include this as a stat?



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