Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.
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Miles of bland, nondescript tunnels and hallways I seemingly walked
How long I steeled myself to “hang in there” and try to care about the story
⇒ 6 hours
How quickly the horror and suspense deflated during the final parts of the game, once I realized deaths were virtually unavoidable but progress persisted
Steam achievements unlocked
⇒ 4/17 (24%)
Game had to be restarted when I got trapped behind NPC in final dream sequence
Meatball cans discovered
Got high/low by popping pills!
⇒ 29 times
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Take a gander at my exciting (read with sarcasm) account full of walking, occasionally running, followed by more walking, at AdventureGamers!