Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.
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Times I committed suicide, only one of which turned out to be necessary
Paper boats floating on the tide
Island-based radio towers I’ve leapt off of in the past year or two (the first being in Tomb Raider)
Minutes – literally minutes! – spent playing the game
⇒ ???, or as it’s labeled on Wikipedia, “art”
Steam achievements earned
⇒ Ummm, what achievements?