2015 By the Numbers, #17 – Shoot Many Robots

Shoot Many Robots

Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

– – –

Nuts (yup)

⇒     128,156

Approximate value of the testosterone-fueled redneck machismo exhibited by our beer-swilling heroes

⇒     Git-Er-Dun!

Gamerscore

⇒     60 (out of 200)

Variety of bosses, reskinned and repeated, over and over

⇒     2 or 3

Stars earned in ‘Normal’ mode

⇒     64

How American my primary gun is

⇒     110%

Actual robots shot

⇒     Many

Pieces of gear purchased

⇒     36

Level achieved

⇒     35

Blood Alcohol Content (lethal level)

⇒     10.2

Missions 5-starred

⇒     3 (including final boss)

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