Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.
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⇒ 1 of 11 (10%)
The puzzles get fiendishly difficult to solve and even harder to maneuver through with two players, each focusing on a single character. That _______ trophy is absolutely impossible to earn!
⇒ 2 guys, 2 sticks
Often, when running past a cluster of those bobbly balls, my son and I would stop and play some football, scoring by kicking the “ball” over one another’s heads, and inevitably squishing a few bobblies to death in the process. I’d feel bad afterwards.
⇒ 2015 FIFA World Cup
Vowel-to-consonant ratio of main characters’ names
⇒ 2 to 1
Worldwide leaderboard rank
⇒ 81% (3,584 out of 4,430)
Secret levelmen collected
Easily a 9.5 on the Rage Scale
⇒ Uaarggh! Those fucking bubbles!