2015 By the Numbers, #20 – Ibb & Obb

Ibb & Obb

Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.

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Trophies earned

⇒     1 of 11 (10%)

The puzzles get fiendishly difficult to solve and even harder to maneuver through with two players, each focusing on a single character. That _______ trophy is absolutely impossible to earn!

⇒     2 guys, 2 sticks

Often, when running past a cluster of those bobbly balls, my son and I would stop and play some football, scoring by kicking the “ball” over one another’s heads, and inevitably squishing a few bobblies to death in the process. I’d feel bad afterwards.

⇒     2015 FIFA World Cup

Vowel-to-consonant ratio of main characters’ names

⇒     2 to 1

Worldwide leaderboard rank

⇒     2,046

Crystals collected

⇒     81% (3,584 out of  4,430)

Secret levelmen collected

⇒     0

Easily a 9.5 on the Rage Scale

⇒     Uaarggh! Those fucking bubbles!

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