Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.
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Points earned in the original Gabriel Knight
⇒ All of them, like 372 or whatever it was. Seriously, I wrote the point list and walkthrough for that game!
Steam achievements unlocked, shockingly
⇒ 49/51 (96%) What the hell?? I wrote the damn point list 20 years ago!
Total play time
⇒ 15 hours
Similarity between new voice actor and Tim Curry
⇒ 93%, so why the hell even change at all?
Sins of the Fathers or The Beast Within?
⇒ Damn, gotta be a toss-up!
Hoped they’d included an alternate ending for Gabriel and Malia to live happily ever after?
⇒ All right, maybe just a little bit
Narrators that should have been replaced
Times I got stuck, despite having played through it several times “back in the day”
⇒ 2 or 3, which is surprisingly many