Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.
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Approximate playtime to beat
⇒ 90 minutes
Steam achievements unlocked
⇒ 25/30 (83%)
Innocent barnyard animals butchered in the pursuit of my goal
⇒ Too many
Firm male cosplay robo-cheeks scoped out
Sick, twisted animal rapists in Nika’s family
Pop-culture references caught
⇒ About 7 or 8
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Feel free to check out how I felt about gleefully burning down the whole world in my official AdventureGamers review!