Instead of writing reviews for completed games as I did last year, this year I’ve decided to try a new approach. Here then are my stats, real and fictional.
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Time it took to best every last puzzle
⇒ 9 hours
Steam achievements unlocked
⇒ Achievements? What achievements?
Times I shut the game off at 3 am with an oncoming case of motion sickness
Pictographs still missing from my wall
⇒ Four, though I can’t be fully certain
Time remaining on the countdown timer
Paths left unfinished on map
Number of total fucking head trips
⇒ One: The entire game!